Vertaal

Voor de duidelijkheid heb ik het onderstaande stukske, 'Kleur 2', even door de Google-vertaler gehaald. Vertalen is zowel een kunst als een ambacht.

Dark blue is my favorite color, but can not. "Colour does not exist, " she said recently in a scientific program of the BBC. It was at the till vision, so it is true. (I had an uncle, Uncle Gerry, and he always said: "It's in a book and it's true. " And he had still read the Bible ...) Color starts in the brains. So here we are along. Or without. Because there with me a few cones have fallen, I'm color blind and it turns out, that color does not exist. My reality, in short, is the real one! I have an exaggerated notion of color are found. "And color vision till then?" I hear you scoff. Scam. Us a lot of money out of the bag to beat. HD? Ha no! Look out: that is HD. If you put your glasses on, at least.
From now on, my favorite color is gray. There!